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Uranus: The Funniest Planet Ever

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The funny named planet: Uranus

Uranus has been a planetary pun and is always good for a laugh.

The Top Five Reasons Uranus is the Funniest Planet 

  • This morning, NASA released a news statement saying there will never be a mission to URANUS. It is far to dangerous, due in part, to the crushing gravity of the black hole located in the heart of it and it's crappy terrain.
  • The atmosphere of Uranus is 15% helium, if any life was there, how high would their voices be?
  • Due to the poisonous gases that exist, Man can not survive anywhere near URANUS.
  • URANUS is four times the size of Earth, larger than originally believed.
  • Thanks to scientist, Ben Dover for his discovery, we can all look up at URANUS now.

Videos about Uranus 


Freakazoid Uranus best joke ever!!

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VOYAGER Mission: Jupiter-Saturn-Uranus-Neptune (set to Bach)

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Uranus

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Uranus

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URANUS - Astronomy

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Sebastian Kunz Reports: Uranus Rings On Edge

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